I may not have any special talents but I can recite every word Groot said in guardians of the galaxy
guys are so terrifying like they will really date a girl as a joke or make bets in their friend groups on who can fuck a girl first or take her virginity and that’s so scary this is a joke to them
Someone thinks positively of me? And likes me? How????????
there’s nothing worse than getting told you’re bad at the only thing you’re good at
not being drunk is so awful